Cup Cakes: Wildly decorated on Monty's fav table. Occasional cat hairs adding not only texture but vitamins also.
Chicken: Stuffed with the usual plus a couple of chopped dried apricots. Healthy, cat hairs optional.
Billet-Doux to Jon Cruddas: Offering my full support, mainly in his office.
Nice letter to Gordon Brown: Offering advice on how older men should dress on holiday. Stuffed old shirts should not wear open necked shirts, even if blue does suit you.
Email to the B.B.C's Today programme: Demanding they sack Robert Peston, (that's him up there) his voice turning me from a placid creature into a venomous reptilian type thing. His voice soars and dips with annoying evil regularity. I can't say any more I feel ill.
Horror film this p.m: Enjoyed with one of the aforementioned gaily hairy decorated cakes and the miniature donkey formerly known as Monty clamped bloodily to my knees.
Sunday's are SUCH a thing!
Thank you.
