Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Branko v. Roy












I'm so glad my chicken will be out of the way by 20:00 hrs because I wouldn't/couldn't miss tonight's MUST SMASH MONTENEGRO game in Podogrica. Him up there with his fingers in the air is the manager of Montenegro and he's been  rattling on/doing us down by blasting his lungs about Roy's Boys playing Long Balls and exhibiting Arrogance. I have a message for the big B. We are the best even when we're not.
Yes we do sometimes get it wrong, play the wrong balls and things like that but we're nice usually and so are our managers so get off our backs and get on your knees to pray because Branko baby there are six players in your line up tonight who, if yellow carded, won't be free to play their next game. (We only have three).
So concentrate on your own bunch of vicious lads and let's get on with the beautiful game:)

Lisa came today to do my hair.I now resemble an English Emile Sande. Only my hair is salt and pepper and hers vanilla ice cream:)



Monday, 25 March 2013

Been so busy lately. What with one mother and myself. No time to stand and stare. But life is snailing down now so will be able to blog at my usual rat-fast rate.

Quickies:
England's 8-0 smashing of hopeless but loveable San Marino was good but a bit silly. The part-timers shouldn't be allowed to play in Grand Tournaments like the World Cup. They're timewasters.
Our match tomorrow though against Montenegro will, I hope, be nerve shredding. Games where England HAVE to win have always been a fav of mine, brings out the Blitz spirit and all that, especially when the do or go fixture will be played AWAY.. This time at the Stadion Pod Goricom. 'Pod' ? Playing a bunch of slimey ball kicking bugs are we?
Oh goody!
(I'm secretly worried)


Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Paul Hollywood's new programme about bread was fabulous. Lots of tips and recipes and many appetite enhancing scenes of Paul and friends tearing into beautiful loaves.
Made me want to switch orf and bake!

I love making bread, in fact I'll be baking some tomorrow, I won't be too adventurous, sticking to what I usually make for weekdays, a normal crusty loaf made in a giant loaf tin.
Which reminds me...I bought (charity shop) a large round black baking tin about 2 inches deep and as I paid for it I knew it would be ideal for baking batches...Hot Cross Buns. Rolls. Chelsea Buns. Massive Deep Filled Pizzas.
Yesterday however I used it to hold a dozen Devonshire Scones, which after cooling, were filled with whipped cream and cherry jam.
There's something calming and homely about batch baking.


Sunday, 17 March 2013

The Other Side of The Waterfall

Today has been excellent.
Simple food done well. 
Plain pleasures such as tea drinking made Wonderful by good company and busyness.
Creative juice cascading.

"The other side of the waterfall"
An expression used by my kind friend and kitchen builder Mr Hairy Suit when describing his feelings as he took a shower in front of the mirror.

And the sun shone too.

I wish all days could be this Sunday. Unceremonious, funny and, above all, crystal bright in speech.

 

 

 

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

....Plodding up an alleyway with 'new' handbag swinging from wheelchair I told mum we'd not be staying out too long, just see the Doc, (mum) return of library books and pick-up of newspapers. She concurred. I pushed on... The snow drenched pavements in around the square were devilishly hard to get around but going at a snail's pace we eventually did our stuff.

Doc was a bundle of Spanish fun, asking all sorts of intimate questions, which I'm sure he asked just the other day, but being a well brought up person I didn't point this out to him. He looked gently at mum, his huge brown eyes sweeping over her tiny pin thin body and asked how she was feeling.
"Alright" mum said smiling
"Well that's gooood" he said looking at me.
I didn't let on that she's not really eating as well as she says, but I think he knows.
So with another prescription in my purse we said bye bye Senore promising to pop along in a couple of weeks for another blood letting.

The library had only one visitor, an elderly anorak man sitting hunched on a mauve armchair reading the Sun.

Mum as usual sped to the crime shelves pulling off half a dozen books she won't be able to read on account of her failing eyesight. But it's the act, the familiar act of doing what she's always done which comforts and feeds her. While she stared at the hardbacks I drifted around the cookery section picking up  two pudding books. Mr H. meanwhile perused technical type tomes.

We left for the co-op, the old man in the yellow anorak still engrossed in the Sun. (I once wrote to the Sun asking for a job, they told me to get qualifications. I was 16)

Co-Op.Blah. Spacious. Bright lights. Bread shelves with lots of gaps. No customers. No old ladies buying greens. No young mothers with crisps, yelling brats.
Rugged faced women manning tills. And a general feeling of what the world would feel like if/when we enter a new Ice Age.
I hated it.

Making a Shepherd's Pie for tea!






Tonight sees the return of Masterchef:)

Sunday, 10 March 2013

A Happy Mother

Today was full of wonderful things.
An incredibly upbeat mother, delicious food (braised bacon with seven veggies, hazelnut sponges), warm and friendly atmosphere (mum being unusually co-operative and smiley)  and Chelsea managing a draw against Man Utd. And England beating Italy in that other ball game, rugby.
And, to add even more joy, a flying tea-time visit from Mr HS (complete with my rapidly repaired clothes horse). We chatted, more nonsense than anything else but it felt so good:)

Mum loved her pink paper bag packed with wholesome colour free skin care essentials, Jeffrey Archer novel, 12 yellow roses and 12 diabetic chocolate wafers.
To make her feel even more happy and self confident I washed and set her hair. I don't think I've seen her so much like her old more healthier self. It was fabulous!

She enjoyed dinner and then later on tonight, whilst watching 'Heat' with Bobby De Niro she had a slice or two of cold bacon with pickles and bread and for pud a cupful of raspberry jelly.
She has a blood test tomorrow so won't be eating anything till about 11:30 tomorrow morning so that's why I loaded her plates throughout the day.

I'm going to bed happier tonight, more happier than I've been for a very long while.
MOTHER'S DAY? I'll say!
Gloria's day? Oh yes...

Friday, 8 March 2013

...........After waiting in for nursie (all ok) I phoned docs to bag a p.m. appointment for mum....Only slot they had was 16:30.
Eeek! But well. Ok.
So after listening to mum's lambasting of the NHS we went to Rchford town, just for a couple of hours....just to look in the shops, and get some fresh air and get wet.
Mum of course was sheltered by a black umbrella, me, idiot, wearing a large pink head scarf. weaving the wheelchair between bollards and cars.

First stop the Havens Hospice shop where mum loaded her lap with a size 8 pink blouse, size 8 grey skirt and green chain handled handbag. I didn't feel much like looking but a dress caught my eyes, hanging at the end of the well stocked rail, it kind of sung to me, and a pretty tune it was too. Full of references to springtime and fairer weather. Generally of better days...

We paid Irene and left.
We were still way too early for the docs so I risked the Wrath of Mother by mentioning the c word. Cafe. Affirmative. My God. So orf we went... up an alley and across the narrow road pushing open the door of the steamy windowed cafe only to be greeted by an overall covered lady shoving a mop.

We sat over there, in the corner because the lady asked us to, something about washing the floor she said pleasantly.
I ordered what could only be ordered in a cafe of that kind. Two teas and the biggest Eccles cake I've ever seen.

Mum didn't have any of course (diabetic) but the tea went down a treat. Sitting there, in there, in the corner felt fine, after all getting mum to eat or drink outside the bungalow has been, till now,  impossible. She now though seems willing to give anything a try. The tea was excellent, likewise the plate-sized Eccles cake, love.

We chatted about her illness as the mop lady cleaned, even going up to the corners. (5 star rating on board outside). And as the lady mopped we swapped ideas about how mum's going to fare when she 'goes home'. It wasn't a long conversation.

With rain hitting the pavements hard I said it was time to leave and so left thanking the lady as we did so"Tea lovely" I commented "Tetleys" she said smiling leaning on her mop.

Mum being in no rush to see her GP we did a detour to the blasted Co-Op for magazines and a DVD....
I spotted it at the checkout and thought it would be exciting viewing over the weekend...

The surgery was empty save for a little green hatted woman aged I'd say around 80. Her skin was cream coloured and in excellent condition, lined of course but a fresh clean living kind of lined.

Saw doc.
He was/is concerned about kidney malfunction so another blood test Monday then another visit Tuesday taking all her meds with us :(  But that will probably mean another cup of tea and another giant Eccles cake. So in the rain a little rainbow:)

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Updated...

On the very left a glimpse of the pine shelves put up by Mr Hairy Suit which are now home to various bits of kitchenalia. And a slightly creepy Beatrix Potter plastic bunny containing sweet smelling bubble bath.
In the middle, the top half of a 1960's dresser, recently painted white. It holds a tidy mess of baking books, odd plates, baking dishes and, on the top, two teapots, one willow pattern milk jug and matching gravy boat. At the back, a collection of bowls.
On the very left, three recipe books and a red casserole pot.

The bottom half of the dresser, which originally belonged to an elderly lady neighbour who died in 1997 aged 95, holds essentials....Retro wireless. Biscuit tin, cake tin full of Bakewell Maids, fruit bowl, tea, coffee, old time teapot on heavy tile pot stand. And to boil the water a gorgeous kettle with the best spout I've ever seen. Never a dribble.

An airer on which no clothes are ever aired. Hanging from its slats are some of my tools, and hanging from cup hooks behind the airer various saucepans and frying pans. Mostly old, some new, all loved and all well seasoned! The yellow thing sitting aloft the airer is a cake guard decorated with fat bright yellow bees.

This table has seen some action.
The fact that it's very old hasn't made a jot of difference. It not only serves its true purpose of holding plates of food it also serves as a altar on which divine tasting homemade bread is presented.
Ok. The bread, as I said, tasted lovely this morning. served with a full English Breakfast of eggs, beans, bacon, chipolatas, American Hash Browns (ooops) and thick slices of fried Black Pudding. Cor! The thick slices of buttered doorsteps did the grub justice. Everybody happy!
To the right is a wooden cat which usually holds toast (or letters). In the middle a cut-glass milk jug and hiding behind the jug a small sugar glass bowl holding sugar cubes (complete with tongs). Fresh flowers in green jug and silk snowdrops in clay bowl complete the joy. The tablecloth is a bit of net curtain.

And this is where I, and others sit when digesting sausages and having conversation.
The grey armchair from 1985 is, I thought recently, looking its age, so I covered most of it with two patchwork type pillowcases bought for 50p (pair) The cushions though were £1 each. They depict fowl. One hen, one cock. On the windowsill, another old item, an Argos lamp and sitting alongside it, a Jasper Conran handbag. The handbag was dearer!

Some time soon my made-to-measure kitchen units will be installed by Mr Hairy, I can't thank him enough for all the time and energy he's put into me.

Of course a picture of the aforementioned units will adorn the pages of this here blog, this here homage to wot's possible with only a few quid to spend.


For tea tonight:

Pork Chops with apple and herb stuffing balls. Stuffing from a packet and made prettier by rolling into a fun shaped balls and roasting alongside the chops.
Jacket baked mini potatoes. Skewered so they cook faster.
Braised celery and carrots. Love this combination. Four sticks of celery and four small carrots braised in vegetable stock. Gorgeously tasty and simple too.
Gravy. With a spoonful of redcurrant jelly stirred in.

For pud:

Bakewell Maids with vanilla ice cream. Loved by all, these little topless tarts are a bit fiddly to make but are well worth the effort. Making pastry is always nerve shredding especially because one needs to avoid the soggy bottom thing. But I always roll the pastry paper- thin so it cooks in time with the almondy cake filling.
Being economically minded I scraped out the last slithers of three different jams for these Bakewell Maids. So it was a fun game wondering who'd get strawberry conserve who'd get blackcurrant and who'd get diabetic raspberry jelly! 








Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Mince and Marrow Bake

 1. Skin and dice a marrow then lay it in a large casserole.

 2. Dry fry 300g good quality minced beef with two chopped onions. Add a can of tomatoes, five second squirt of tomato puree, lots of herbs de provence, a generous glug of red wine (Sainsbury's cooking wine is alright) 200ml beef stock (oxo) mixed with a little cornflour OR use Bisto gravy granules and finally lots of pepper and a little salt.

3. Pour this over the marrow and bake for an hour at gas mark 4/5.

Check it now and again to see how the marrow is doing.
After an hour grate some cheese over the top and return to oven to go gooey

I'm serving this with mashed potatoes and not my usual garlic bread. (Mother needs coming first again). A can of peas or other green veg would go nicely but I have been known to enjoy this  homely dish with just bread.

No pud tonight on account of my aching back. This afternoon though I worked through the pain to make a large white loaf and dozen Bakewell Maids.
But after a while I was zonked so decided that three magnificent home cooked delights would be enough.

*Today's Star Buy *

 Sugar Cubes.

They're looking so sweet in the small glass dish which is on the creaky kitchen table which is covered rather regally with a piece of old net curtain.

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Sober and Surprised

.Well I was.

Yesterday my good friend Hairy Suit surprised me in the kitchen.
He served to me, for pudding, sliced fried banana with warm mango chutney. Salt too.
I love him dearly but oh dear the usually excellent chef made me wonder, mostly about his sanity. But credit where credit is due...the sweet and strange combination worked surprisingly well.

Today another surprise.

Myself and mother chatting over an excellent ham sandwich and salad (and diet coke) in the best pub in Essex, The Punchbowl.
As it was sunny and we'd bought a few good goodies in the church charity shop I was feeling happy so I proposed a short trip out to the Pagelsham countryside, too nice to stay in I said. Well you could have knocked me over with something limp when the old bean AGREED. So off we sped ending up in the nice weatherboarded hostelry. I love that pub...

The ham was thick, the brown bread soft and the coke ice cold. It felt so wonderful sitting next to her by the unlit fire in our shirt sleeves.

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Monday, 4 March 2013

......A quick trip to the recycle bins then into our two favourite charity shops in Hockley. The lady in Friends of Lions is such a warm soul, not inquisitive just a gentle 'you alright?'
Our prizes today were...One magazine for mum (25p) and two bunches of artificial flowers for me. Delicate small lilac coloured blooms in tall slim heavy brown vase and large faced baby pink flower sprouting from a plastic mock crock plant pot. I think I know what I mean!.Total monies spent £1:50.

Then next door to the Harrods of Hockley; Fairhavens.
After fingering through the handbags a browse around the blouses then onto my favourite shelf, the bric-a-brac shelf.
Nothing. Not a pickle. Ended up spending £2 on a DVD. Flatliners with Julia Roberts, Keifer Sutherland and other luminaries.
The right Madam manning the till squinted reading the price sticker "Oh, I do need really to wear my glasses" she cried holding a well lined old hand to her lived-in face.
I dissed her. I don't like it when blind as bats women refuse to don their spectacles. Makes not a jot of difference to a man whether a bird is a four eyes or not, it's what you do with your face that counts. Smiling helps.
I paid her and off mum and I went to the blasted Co-Op wherein a lovely angel of a woman took mum's money for OK! magazine, small hovis and 500g of Cumberland sausages.
I really loved the middle-aged cashier because she was fresh faced, had wisps of salt and pepper hair escaping from her lopsided bun and smiled broadly. She packed the carrier bag carefully and slowly, (another plus point from me) Raging cashiers who rush like hell to get onto the next customer give me the pip. But this 50+ woman was calm and pleasant.

Then we left, making our way to the car park walking slowly in wonderful mood lifting sunlight, it wouldn't have mattered to me if the pavement had been an ice rink and old dears were dropping like flies, breaking hips...the sun shone and I felt ok and mum, bless her, was still alive buying yet another blasted magazine...:)

Bing cooked today..... Sage and Onion Toad-in-The-Hole, mashed potatoes and baked beans. I'll rustle up a Bread Pudding later, always nice to have a fruity thing in the tin.


Saturday, 2 March 2013

Lazy Tripehound

..Didn't get up till 10 ish. Laid there, alone, (Mr H having been ousted quite early from the old unruffled bed by birdsong and crying cat) Felt really delicious sprawled out like a frog awaiting dissection! Mmmm

And so after a cuppa and natter with mum about the Eastleigh by-election I thought I'd better get moving. So I advised Mr H that his hair needed cutting and that would he, on the way back from his stylist, pop into the blasted Co-Op and grab half a pound of best cheddar and 300ml of double cream. Kolestaroll? Can't even spell it!

Now I must make up for being a naughty/stupid/hang it all woman by making a vegetarian/clean arteries red lentil (with green pesto) bolognaise for tonight.
:)

Friday, 1 March 2013

Not David's Day

..........
Mum asleep. Mr Horsehound shaving. Nigel Farage (UKIP) on the Today programme discussing his party's astonishing second place 'victory' in the Eastleigh by-election which leaves I would imagine, Cameron's Tories wondering what to do. Clearly not a good day for Dave.
Miliband's Labour lot must be livid, wondering perhaps if they chose the right man to lead. Methinks not.
(The Lib Dems won)
Anyway that's enough about that.

This morning I'll be waiting for Nursie to arrive to do her stuff, hoping and praying she doesn't fine anything else to bother the doctor with, Every time she checks mum out she comes across something which she feels needs checking. Usually mum's helter skelter blood pressure. But, today, as usual mum and I will gently fib about how things have been, carefully leaving out mum's sudden onslaught of breathlessness. She has her two inhalers of course which help clear her aching passages, mum blames her 40 year battle with asthma but I think the cancers are the culprits.

When Nursie shoots off we're off to the shops, this time mum will use her wheelchair. On Monday she felt like walking. Wrong move ma. Although she didn't topple over she did require a chair in the Friends of Lion charity shop.

On the cooking front:
Beef pie, jacket baked potatoes and braised celery. And, if I have time, for the weekend, some sort of cake, apple probably.

On the me front:
Been better.
Can't decide about whether or not have a fringe.