What A Day

Well here I am. Survived another round of clearing up after his Highness and his ridiculous attempts at sexual innuendo. You ain't funny matey, just stick to running your business and allow me to get on with my job.

Along with Michael Jackson, showbiz also lost Farah Fawcett, a woman I only remember because of her brilliant teeth and big golden hair. Being one of Charlies Angels brought her to prominence and if memory serves me right, later on in her career was nomintaed for an Emmy. But however talented an actress, she'll be best remembered for her scintillating smile.

Michael on the other hand will be remembered for his tremendous musical output and his change of skin colour. Whatever ailed him mentally surely had a part to play in his untimely death. I feel for him dreadfully, I know he had run-ins with the courts but I never believed he was a danger to children. I think he wanted to be one.

On the menu tonight: Salmon Tagliatelle, sweetcorn and garlic bread.