Blub

Purple. Black and white. Gold. Burnt Umber. Crimson Red. pink.
I looked liked a sweet lady mosaic gone barmy as I bought diabetic blackcurrant jam.
Weather holding up nicely though.

Cooking wise I'm making a beef and veg pie, more bread and a simples Yorkshire Tea Bread with glace cherries thrown in (Ran out of sultanas).

I see that Sasha bloke caused a stir on the Hollywood red carpet last night. Imagine Ryan Seacucumber getting splashed with make believe dead ashes. Nigh on turns me stomach. I expect it took him a hour to brush off the Brits humour. Twonk. Bless. Stole the show and all that.
Loved Ms Streep's, frock. Looked lovely but reminded me of Gold Leaf.
Anyway.....I suppose she feels alright this morning as would Angelina Jolie, massive media coverage.....pose of the century or what!!! Gorgeous woman.
And the *Gwynnie went to some actress who sobbed a lot making all the right sounds... but cleverly not a tear did fall. Soppy.
When I cry my eyes get filled with stingingly bitter mascara and all hell breaks loose on the cheek front. When actors sob nothing runs.
If I were an actress and won a prize I'd simply accept with grace, smile, thank like everyone who ever knew me, pause, smile, look stunned, pause again, milk it to death then walk away quietly...
You'd never see me sobbing in public. Although there was this time once when overcome with alcoholic snowballs I did drop a tear.

Talking about balls and drops...I see there's a new series coming on ITV1 about the Titanic. Will either be a spectacular televisual feast or rot. Films about the stricken liner are a plenty so I'm hoping for something more, other than the captain and failures on the communication front....and icebergs. Please entertain me ITV. More depth maybe...
On a hopeful note....Stars Ken Barlows's son, Linus Roache who I have to say knocks spots of daddy in the looks dept;. And definitely on the acting front. Never rated Bill Roache, a wooden actor who has never left me wanting more, only plus is his immaculate hair.
After all is said and done I will defo give it a go.


Signing off now.
My ear hurts so I'm going to make a beef sandwich.

*Award winners who blub excessively