Torres knocks a ball about a bit
England fan in Chelsea colours... cook, playmate, poet.
Gloria Horsehound. Poet, cook, acrobat, chauffeur...?
So here's the question...
If one was to add up the amount of dosh earned for each of the jobs I do how much would I get?
Let's see..
Poems... of an outstanding nature offered on a regular basis, worth a few bob...Entertaining is a skill after all.
Cook... producing delightful food that causes a lot of aaaahhhhs whilst at the same time maintaining ailing bodies. Worth a packet.
Friend....Non-discriminatory, you got a prob with drink... come dry yourself at my fireside, you lonely and cheesed off...me too, so let's share our cheesedness offishness and by so doing catharticaly rid ourself of all that is bad. You need fun in the sun....my shorts are waiting:) Pay? None...
Acrobat... no no-no's in my exotic routine. Being agile satisfies. Remuneration? Priceless.
Chauffeur....Time is not a problem. Tell me the 'run' and I'll do it. Pyjamas ok? Wage ditto.
So who is willing to plump my purse?
Requests via my email acc.
