Pre-Supper Post

Today's Love Quote by Pearl Bailey has inspired me...

I need MORE:

Bread Flour. Sacks preferably. Getting through 1kg every other day. Homemade bread has rocked my world. Emphasis on rock.

Tickles. An effective form of therapy. Pills can't compete with screaming lung bursting giggles.

Pebbles: Back garden looking half-cocked. On account of only getting five bags. And would you believe bits of weed are popping up through the membraned pebbles. Membrane indeed!

John Humphrys. Give God his own show and I don't mean another Mastermind type thing I mean give him a Paxo like vehicle where he can shred politicos intestines live on BBC 2.
Humph Slaughters Michael Gove In Studio Carnage. Yeah!

Peas. Always running out.


I need FEWER:

Boyfriends. Utter numpties in a goddess's world.
Mad cap ideas. Pebbles.


I need less:

Chocolate. White Belgian. Max I've eaten in one sitting...6 squares. I have incredible will power.

Deep Fried Onion Rings: Artery attack missiles.

Laziness. God do I have to. It can wait. Not now not ever. It really can wait you know. YOU do it.

Tantrums. On Sunday afternoons. I blame plummeting blood sugar levels/old age/being spoilt/laziness/hormones/wanting my own way

Showers Am beginning to prune in all areas.

Car activity. Swinging England balls are so distracting when doing 30 max.

Worry. About money. The old dears. The England football team. Not being able to dance non-stop for twenty minutes like I did at 18. The Antarctic. Elephant tusks. Peeling exterior walls. Disappearing Tigers. Peeling interior ceilings. Disappearing Gorillas. Prescription prices. Snails. Elderly lovers. My country. My volcanic libido. My teeth:)

Frying Tonight:
Very Sweet and Not Very Sour Chicken with cucumber, pineapple and carrot.
Very Fried rice with bacon, red onion and egg.
Four Large Spring Rolls. Dipped in Chilli and Tomato sauce.
Water. (I don't imbibe)
Chocolate.


Ta ta!