Desert Island Essentials
Camera
English Pigeons
Knife
Pen/Paper
Bombay Mix
David Davis for in depth debate
Interplanetary Expedition
Camera
Pen/Paper
Monty in a Helmet
Casio Organ to compose mind blowing music because I'll be inspired by the beauty of God's Universe.
Lace Nightgown because I'm a woman
Horlicks because I'm old and boring
Colin Brazier (Sky Newsreader) because he's intelligent...
Antarctic Trip
My Best Vest
Camera
Pen/Paper
Concealer Stick for Red Nose
Picture of Ernest Shackelton pinned to my bra
Motivational Quotes to keep me going when the seal meat runs out
Rafa Nadal because he can pull me sledge
Road Trip T'up North
The Ghost of Norman Evans (see pic above) to help me with the lingo
My Stories of Living in Doncaster to ward off possible attacks from Hard Northerners
Pen/Paper
Protective Clothing just in case of hostilities against Southern Softies
Delicate Essex/London jokes to make people warm to me
No jokes about Whippets/Coal/Flat Caps or Margaret Thatcher
David Cameron because I know he will fit right in.
