Brown By A Distance

And for those of you unfamiliar with horse racing terminology a 'distance' is anything more than thirty lengths.

He came out with his head steady and nostrils flared and was clearly eager to take on the challengers. Yet his opening gambit of self-deprecation had me wondering if this top class stayer had been doped. But as the first few furlongs passed he continued to show his pedigree by hugging the rails not giving the colt or group one runner an inch.

That's enough horse racing analogies.

Sky News, by the way, did a good job although Alastair Campbell was agitated by Ms Burley wanting to talk about 'body language'. A little later Campbell was pleased to be in conversation with the BBC's Emily Maitlis who wanted to chat about policy. The Tories Culture stiff, Mr Jeremy Hunt, made the mistake of trying to duff up Campbell, he lost of course. But it was great theatre. Loved the media room, an asylum of Journos complete with laptops, drink and hysteria. Fascinating.

Adam Boulton presided over the love-in and was so good you didn't notice him. He let the guys get on with it. Just like arsehole Jeremy Kyle who, as distraught couples scream in disagreement over who the father is or how long it is since you last shot up and other familial stuff like that, remains silent as they bleed. Kyle is a low life ponce. Boulton wore a thousand pounds suit...

Next week the BBC host the third and final Leaders' debate and I for one won't miss it.


Ta ta!

GOD BLESS ENGLAND AND ST.GEORGE

Cheap or Good? Both

Sweet Chilli dipping sauce from the 99p shop and a designer(Edina Ronay) dress from Debenhams via the Heart Foundation charity shop in Southend, that just about sums me up!
When I get a minute I'll slink into the frock and post a pic.

Today's special in Glo's Bungaloid is:
Roast chicken, cauli, peas, roast tatties followed by steamed lemon curd pudding.

Absolutely must dash, because soon Sky news is showing Big Roger Bolton's interview with Cool President Obama. And I've never been known to miss two miss two heavy hitters in Ghana.

I Looooove my new dress!..................