Thanks Dig

This post is inspired by my very witty blogging buddy.

If I were a vegetable what vegetable would I be? Without doubt, a Spring Onion. Slender. Has a kick in the bulb. Loves having its head licked.

.....a musical instrument? Mouth Organ. Small and handy. And little boys want them.

......a beverage? Hot chocolate. Comforting, expensive and right at any time.

......a colour? Blue. I am everywhere, in the sky, in everyone's vocabulary.

......a tea time cake? Cream Filled Scone. Homely. Satisfying. And everyone likes pulling them apart. They are also currantless.

......a weapon? Knuckle duster. Pocket-sized, effective.

......a fast food meal? Sweet and Sour Chicken. Gaudy, delicious and without doubt the poor man's Caviar.

.......an illness? Backache. A real pain. Sometimes. Greatly cursed but suffered with dignity.

........a traffic signal? Green. God's colour. Great stress reliever.

.........a cartoon character? Jerry. Unbelievably fortuitous. Agile. And always comes out alive however many times he's flattened with a frying pan.

.........a weather? Sunny sky then clouds muscling in. Then sun again.

.........an ornament on someone's window? A slightly built ceramic waif bending down to pat her shaggy golden dog who in turn stares up at his mistress with brilliantly blue eyes. Price 75p.

........a garden pest? Ant. Industrious. Quick on their pins. Misunderstood.

........a type of pasta? Macaroni. Much derided. Old fashioned. Lovable lumps.