All I know about today is that my beloved England are playing some Spaniards. Have no idea where they're playing but they're playing tonight, it's a night game. And they are my favourite.
Doing stuff today.
Stuff like..
Trying to straighten my swollen fingers by sitting on them.
Changing from a large handbag to a smaller one on account of aforementioned fingers.
Dressing up in clothes of dishevelled allure due to mental state and age
Stretching legs by strolling into a pub. Won't do chicken-in-a basket just alcohol-in-a-glass.
Messing my mouth up with Nobby's Nuts.
