Well would YOU cross him! I wouldn't, I couldn't because after all he's mummy's only baby!
Been up to me eyeballs in domestic nonsense today, got in a bit of a flap over a couple of fancy pillow cases, undercooked half a pound of Brussel sprouts and then managed to scorch a gentlemans boxer shorts.
I'm a poet for God's sake!
Anyway, after doing something vicious with the garden hose I dusted orf all me ceramic birdies they're now perched on the bathroom window sill. Monty's having a ball!
As The Great Man is on the late shift I'll be up to all sorts tonight, sorts like watching the telly, looking into my handbag and walking around the garden at ten p.m.(I often do you know) I'll probably drink too much tea aswell and then wonder why I'm awake half the night.
I watched the final punch-up between Senators Obama and McCain and thought Obama won it hands down. His opponent was a bit creepy in a walking-dead kind of way, I don't like his jaw action. Obama on the other hand was the handsome good guy who'll put the world to rights if only he can get his wiry frame into the Oval office.
McCain was like an angry little yapping dog who was spoiling for a fight, yuk what a horrid man he is. Meanwhile Barack sat ramrod straight smiling as the brickbats flew in his direction, he reminded me of a rather shiny pristine toy soldier..
So to sum up McCain is a bully and Obama is the good quiet boy who does his homework on time. I like him.
I'll be all alone tonight so no dinner for me, I might have to raid Monty's own cupboard if I get a bit peckish. I'm sure he won't mind......:(
Gotta dash. My hairdresser is coming to see to me locks tonight, she's a decent enough sort, a bit on the chav side but a good cutter.
