The Spaniard, The Pork and The Other Bloke

On the Horsehound menu for today:
Pork, glazed carrots, roast tatties, sage and onion stuffing and broad beans. For pud, baked bananas with a marshmallow and chocolate sauce.
On the telly: Him up there, the gorgeous Spanish kid Rafa, against Novak Djokovic, him over there, the quite alright Serb.
Will no doubt be mesmerized by the muscular and talented Spaniard, will therefore need copious amounts of tea and the remaining bits of a chocolate Easter egg.
I know, GROSS!