As Mr H. won't be in till 11 I'll treat Mother to a couple of episodes of "Without A Trace" Season 1, I very much doubt she'll get through the opening credits but if she does brutish thuggish yummy Anthony La Paglia should keep her pulse going. He will mine. Licky licky wriggle bum.

Made an Apple flan for tomorrow and not wishing to leave out mother I rustled up a couple of dinky sugar free pies just for her. She woofed them down whilst watching 'Enders. And what a load of tosh that has become.

There are more Moons in Albert Square than in all of heaven. Daft.

Okey Dokey, better dash. Mother is ringing her bell. And I'm not joking, the old darling probably needs her legs stretched.

Cheerio:)