Mark Selby and I slept well. But for very different reasons.
He for knocking out O'Sullivan, me for just being very good.

Today I'll be ultra busy on account of lugging to H's... a half cucumber, a bottle of bleach and 12 smooth meatballs.
Their tea will be meatballs in a tomato sauce with farfalle
Their dessert? Squeeze some whipped cream between two bananas and drizzle melted choc on the top. No nuts though. Common.


Avon Calling...
Last week I bought some 'Reversalist' anti-ageing stuff.
It comes in a long, shiny, red, pump action phallic like cannister, so every night this week I've been awash with serum.
And that's fine with me because I now look like a 16 year old but with 37 years experience:)

Cooking tonight? Haven't got a clue darling.