OK. Er....
Up. Just.
Shower. Needs a wipe but good for the cleansing of delicate flesh.

Weird Brunch of half a manky banana and Football Focus. Loathe Lorro. Sorry.
Up the Orient. Poor Peashooters
Down the Gunners. Elephant Gun
Will defo be a weto affair. Probably Leyton Tears.

Prep details of up coming nosh...He he he...
Razored carrots, skinless birdie legs and queer sauce consisting of ketchup, five spice powder, honey, pineapple juice and full on Vinegar. Sarsons.

The Ultimate Fried Rice. Tossed amongst the grains...veggie cubes and veggie rounds, So Black Soy, Whole Garlic head, Tinned ham diced, whisked egg and fantailed Spring Onions. A Chinese/English marriage gone mad. Could Work.

Two poor man's Spring Rolls, Lighter and fewer shoots but still good for Dipping into Healthy Boy's Plum Sauce. His smiling chops had better not be false. Want him to take me there.

Ok.
Rain still walloping down.
Pigeons showing a violent streak by jumping on the empty plate on account of lazy lady's lie-in.
Will attend asap.

Hoorah for Horror. Loads of celluloid visions of hell waiting to be viewed:)

Football Focus just finished approx time 12:58.
Up The Orient.
Down the Gunners.

Now Athletics. Boooooo!