Ok I'm guessing Rooney has landed a million a month.
What will he do with it?
Probably end up like poor dopey Gazza... only not as loved.

Just had a tasty egg sandwich with ketchup while waiting for Mr H. to come back. Day off work but still the man has things to do...he needs a holiday, preferably alone and without a phone.
We all need 'me time'. But reliable nice Mr H. never gets any.
And I'm boiling with rage.

Will now go outside to stamp some soil.


.....And when I see that blackbird again
I'll hold it to my breast
then when it fails to understand
I'll cast it to the clouds....