The X Factor: My Favs.

Cher. Fabulous. Gorgeous girl. Great song. Loved it. Preferred this Cher to the Cher with rubber legs.

Wagner. A new man with his pony-tailed hair and red tears. Can't sing but with his Brazilian good looks...who cares. A little light relief from all the perfection.

One Direction. Had to be nailed to floor otherwise I'd have made a fool of myself over the sweet boys. The perfect boy band. Oodles of everything for both young girls and grubby older ones...

Loved Dannii's hair. Always out-glams Chezza. Doesn't have dead insects for lashes. Bronzed up yes, but a woman's woman.
Adored, as always, Simon's campness. Blacked out hair with a really gross parting but so likeable in a stiff sort of way.
Can't stand Cheryl. Insincere as always. Can't comment without reading her notes. Pretty without a doubt but that's all. Sorry hun.
Would love to discuss boys with Louis. Am digging the quiff. Such an old queen. Love you Louis. x
Dermot. The loose Man. Moves like a Thunderbird puppet. Slippery, loose and hips on strings. Swing my way why don't you. Love to tug ya wires. Irish? Not a prob.


Heard Slim Harpo on 'Sounds of the 60's' on Radio 2 singing 'Baby Scratch My Back'. Melted to it. So you Tubed it and been playing it like forever:) So hot.