McHorsehound

Lean steak mince... pattied, fried
then bunned, sesame seeded shop buns are fine, although plain baps, I feel, are best, especially if home grown
then lashings of red onion marmalade, grated cheddar, sliced full flavoured tomato and chopped pickled cucumber bought from Independent butcher in Rochford (where I buy the lamb's hearts)
Top bun it, and enjoy.

How to eat a McHorsehound...
Discard clothing leaving just enough for modesty. i.e. jewellery
sit with legs resting on fair chair
look around at mess, dismissing it
flatten/squeeze Horseburger till meat bursts forth
look across at guest/spouse/
open indecently wide if Male/ delicately ladylike if wearing scent and lipstick
Breathe in aroma of charred beef and BITE!