Because it's Friday and my hair is getting greyer and England won on Wednesday and I'm looking forward to Saturday, here are a couple, well a few, actually a very lot of girly things I'm very guilty of...(dreadful syntax)
I'm gonna have fun with this!
1. Going gooey if I see a hairy chest. (and I don't mean mine)
2. Prancing around in front of a mirror modelling a new handbag
3. Wanting to squeeze puppies tummies
4. Wanting to hold babies in funny hats
5. Erotic underwear. Mostly from La Senza.
6. Nipping the top off a marshmallow and sticking it on my nose. Nose? Yes that's right, NOSE!
7. Gorgeous funny sensitive hairy men with big qualifications, who can cook. Not many of those about:(
8. Lipstick. Always, well sometimes, Pink and always, well sometimes, Red:)
9. Spraying myself stupid with my current favourite perfume. 'Beautiful' by Estee Lauder
10. Love poetry/Quotes
11. Candlelight. I'm so romantic
12. Torchlight. I'm so desperate!
12. Men who look like gorillas:)
13. Men who just look:(
14. Dancing to Disco tunes when I've had two double Ports.
15. Blowing kisses at men drivers who give way to me at a junction
16. Crying when I'm in a rage/in a tizz/feeling useless
17. Johnson's 'Dreamy Skin' body cream. One spread and I'm dead!
18. Snuggling Monty. And saying utterly idiotic things like "Izzooo mummy's babbykins"
19. Letting my imagination take me wherever I want to go. Mostly to someone's heart.
20. Thick Chocolate/Thin blouses/Thick saucepans
21. Dogs in bandages.
22. Gruff voices/Sexy voices/Gentle voices
23. Wearing combat trousers up ladders to get cobwebs/spiders and then calling for help
24. Winking
and
25. Egg-Heads with mighty biceps!
Crikey, I never realized I was so girly, must be my age!
2 comments:
No hairy chests for me. Well maybe a little, but NO BACK HAIR!! I like to prance while modeling new shoes. Puppies, kittys, any little innocent living thing. At my age, erotic underwear is scratchy. I'm a cotton girl all the way. Had to laugh about the marshmallow. I don't care for lipstick. It's too waxy. I like Chapstick! I'm still a Tommy Girl when it comes to perfume. Candlelight, ahhhh. Disco dancing is wonderful exercise. Again, I had to laugh at the thought of you blowing kisses to men. I bet you knock them out of their socks! Had a good cry not too long ago. When I talk to Sadie it's "How's Mommy's wittle Sadie Baby?" Muffin is just a little bitchy lately so I haven't talked to her. Chocolate, mmmmmm.
Ooops! Someone just came in my office.....gotta run!
Your Girly Duchess
Oh Duch what a joy you are.
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