A - Another cup of tea.
B - Bongo drums. Don't ask. Teenagers in the house.
C - Cooking. Plate it up. Nuke it. My stuff usually.
D - Dodgy plumbing. The house not the man.
E - 'The Echo' piles of them. All out of date. Everywhere.
F - Fires. I do dust not ashes.
G - Grapes. Shrivelled, black. Some in bowls others on floor.
H - Henry VIII and Henry the vacuum cleaner. Boss is obsessed by the King. I, with the rotten machine.
I - Ironing. Not in original job spec but at 50p per item where's the ironing board?
J - J-Cloths. Hundreds of them, Some tatty, some ironed...ha ha ha...
K - Knees. A good pair needed.
L - Lots of liquids. Water, orange squash, wine, disinfectant. Need the third one after the last one!
M - Mops, matches, Marmite.
N - Nice and tidy. For a day.
O - Ornaments. a.k.a.dust magnets. What is it about single men, metal boxes and ceramic fairies?
P - Pants. Over-sized and over the banisters. Grim but funny.
Q - Queen gets queasy after a barrage of jokes about body parts.
R - Recycling. Bins too many. Too full and too heavy. Having neck trouble as a result.
S - Sausages. Loads past sell-by date. Not my business. Not my fault. Well maybe it is my business. Out they go.
T - Tea. Couldn't work without copious amounts. Got my own mug. Large builders type. But with a daisy on it.
U - Underwear. Be prepared for shocks.
V - Videos. Be prepared for shocks part 2.
W - Washing. I'm half-load Ang. Love my environment.
X - X-rated language. Not from me of course. Innocent jocularity? F*** O**
Y - Yanking. Stuck drawers, stiff handles and unyieldly knobs. Usually upstairs.
Z - Zonked. Me. Fifty two. Five foot. But laughing. Another cup of tea...
2 comments:
Very entertaining Gloria. Thanks. Liked D, U and V but Y was best of all.
And thank you Nof. I thought 'Y' would get a few votes! Must be a man thing!
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