Always want a Chinese take away when the shop is closed?
Often have a bloated stomach?
Lay on the kitchen table with the aforementioned stomach?
Breathe in and out quickly thinking it'll deflate?
Do exercises for twelve seconds?
Super glue seed filled saucers to the windowsill?
Feed small dinosaurs?
Sigh when the said dinosaurs do a poo poo on me washing line?
Save left over food in old ice cream boxes for foxes, then buy special fox food at the pet shop?
Talk to ants as I sweep them up?
Tell God I'm not killing them just re-positioning them. Next door.
Drink lots of teeth staining tea then use whitening toothpaste to rid myself of stains?
Part Monty's hair in order to make him look dapper?
Wish I could take him out shopping/dancing?
Think about pet greyhounds?
Not gamble any more?
Stare at my ankles?
Pinch my cheeks?
Tighten my buttocks?
Pull faces?
Shave my eyebrows?
Watch the news and moan?
Turn the telly off and turn it on again?
Want elections?
Like political punch-ups?
Watch England play footie?
Have a fixation with my/everyone's chin stubble?
Always want it to be Friday?
Resist the urge to eat chocolate mid week?
Not look at recipe books any more?
Like big men?
Ask so many questions?
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