Bought a Calor gas cannister today and chatted up the talkative chap doing the selling:)
"Any jobs going" I asked him after having a in depth conversation about the demise of the beautiful game and Capello's disgusting salary.
His answer lasted fifteen minutes.
Bottom line. No vacancies currently but I "certainly have the personality for selling tractors and compost":)
Slipped him my phone number just in case...
Went straight to Hockley where I bought a gorgeous red fleecey blanket, a pair of black industrial looking ankle boots and "The Higher Taste" a guide to gourmet vegetarian cooking and a Karma-Free diet.
:) The men in white coats are on their way:)
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